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WORDS

by Anne Sexton
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    Be careful of words
    even the miraculous ones.
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    For the miraculous we do our best,
    sometimes they swarm like insects and leave not a sting but a kiss.
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    They can be as good as fingers.
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Signs That You're Not Eating at an Authentic Thai Restaurant

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    They serve only sandwiches – turkey, PB&J, etc. No curries, noodles, or other signature Thai dishes whatsoever.
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    The name is something very American sounding, like Davey's Burger Shack
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    No pictures of the King of Thailand anywhere – just posters featuring different regions of a particular country that isn't Thailand (e.g. Italy, Spain, America, etc.)
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    The closest thing they have to Pad Thai is "spaghetti with ground peanuts and a spicy peanut sauce type of sauce plus basil and other spices" and you have to order that off menu

THINGS ME AND MY MACBOOK HAVE IN COMMON

I need a new computer.
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    Old
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    Tired
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    Temperamental
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When You Have Resting Happy Face

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    Strange men think you're smiling at them.
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    You have to be more verbally upfront to let people know when you're upset.
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    People always think you'd make a great sales person.
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A DIFFERENT 20 QUESTIONS

Inspired by @brazenhussy
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    Introvert or extrovert?
    Introvert x 1000000
  2. 2.
    Do you have physical scars? If so, what from?
    I have one on the back of my left ankle from rushing to shave my legs before a bar mitzvah in high school. πŸ˜‘ Also lots and lots of stretch marks.
  3. 3.
    What religion were you raised, if any?
    Conservative Judaism. I went to Hebrew school 3 times a week, kept kosher, and knew that marrying someone who wasn't Jewish was a Very Bad Thing. πŸ˜’
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COMEDY STARS WHO HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MADE THE MOVE TO DRAMA

Mention Adam Sandler and you're dead to me.
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    Kristen Wiig, the Skeleton Twins
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    Bill Murray, Lost in Translation
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    Jonah Hill, Moneyball
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8 Millennials Who Are Totally WOKE Thanks To Native Advertising

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    "I learned about Amnesty International because of a Buzzfeed quiz called 'Which Military Dictatorship Is Your Spirit Animal?'"
    Tyson - 28
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    "Miracle Whip is right: I SHOULD be mad about the murder of Harambe."
    Brooklyn - 29
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    "I now know that poverty is bad, thanks to Capitol One credit cards."
    Doug - 27
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