Top 5 Song Lyrics That I Just Changed For No Reason

  1. 1.
    Ignition by R. Kelly "Is there weet bix in the kitchen?"
    The song actually has the word kitchen in it
  2. 2.
    Sweet Child Of Mine by Guns & Roses "Woah, oh oh oh I beat up a mime"
    Fuck mimes
  3. 3.
    Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics "Eat peas they're spheres they're green"
    The only thing Sinead O'Connor loves more than a buzzcut is the cold hard truth
  4. 4.
    Sex On Fire by Kings Of Leon "Woah, your legs are behind you"
    It's like if someone lost their legs...like...literally
  5. 5.
    Crazy In Love by Beyoncé "Your love got me stealin' a baby right now"
    Your love got her stealin' a baby right now.