Doesn't it seem like you can tell the driver by the car they drive?
  1. Pontiac
    Thank God they killed this brand. I avoid used Pontiac cars while driving because I know the driver will be on the phone texting, eating, putting on makeup and swerving at the same time.
  2. Jeep
    As Pontiacs die, it seems the bad drivers are moving to the Jeep brand, perhaps so they can be the scourge of the road in 4-wheel drive.
  3. Audi
    For the upscale assbags on the road.
  4. Dodge
    A brand for macho drivers who can't afford a real sports car but drive like they are in one nonetheless
  5. Chevrolet
    Often held together by duct tape and bungee cords, avoid the wayward Chevy driver