This is why my mother thinks I'll never get married. Inspired by @nerd
  1. Animal lover
    I tend to collect a zoo.
  2. A firm handshake
    "Limp handshakes are for babies and communists."
  3. Cool with me making escargot or something out of the blue for dinner.
  4. World traveler
  5. Bad at Mario kart
    He can be really good, just as long as I can still destroy him. I want it to be a challenge.
  6. Marathon binge watcher
  7. Hot but doesn't know it
  8. A puppy that is as scared of spiders as me
  9. Check out the original epic list: CRITERIA FOR MY PERFECT LOVER