Other household appliances Kellyanne suspects are spying on the President

  1. Toaster
    Kellyanne saw the movie. She knows what that little toaster is capable of.
  2. Bullet blender
    Has anyone ever used theirs? It must have an ulterior purpose.
  3. Mandolin
    This isn't actually spying, it just scares me with its sharp blades and I feel like we should talk about it.
  4. Panini Press
    It's a press, we hate the press.
  5. Fridge
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