Other household appliances Kellyanne suspects are spying on the President
- •ToasterKellyanne saw the movie. She knows what that little toaster is capable of.
- •Bullet blenderHas anyone ever used theirs? It must have an ulterior purpose.
- •MandolinThis isn't actually spying, it just scares me with its sharp blades and I feel like we should talk about it.
- •Panini PressIt's a press, we hate the press.
- •FridgeSMART FRIDGES CONNECT TO THE INTERNET GUISE