Titles for the Memoir I Will Never Write

Inspired by @k8mcgarry
  1. At Least I Didn't Make Any New Friends
  2. I'm Not A Crazy Cat Lady, But...
  3. No Pants Wednesdays
  4. I Was Being Spontaneous!
  5. 101 Ways To Avoid Conversations
  6. Trilingual and Single
  7. There and Back Again: The Netflix and Fridge Chronicles