ACTUAL REQUESTS I'VE RECEIVED FROM "WRITERS" LOOKING FOR REPRESENTATION

  1. One girl asked me to rep her before she actually had any of the late night writers packet guidelines, but wanted them
  2. One guy asked me to rep him 3 times after he had written one joke packet that didn't get him a job
  3. One woman asked me to rep her when she was ⅔ done with a "Modern Family" spec script; this was my ex-wife, with an emphasis on EX.
  4. One woman asked me to rep her before she had actually written anything. This was my favorite. She literally had written zero words ever.