ACTUAL REQUESTS I'VE RECEIVED FROM "WRITERS" LOOKING FOR REPRESENTATION
- •One girl asked me to rep her before she actually had any of the late night writers packet guidelines, but wanted them
- •One guy asked me to rep him 3 times after he had written one joke packet that didn't get him a job
- •One woman asked me to rep her when she was ⅔ done with a "Modern Family" spec script; this was my ex-wife, with an emphasis on EX.
- •One woman asked me to rep her before she had actually written anything. This was my favorite. She literally had written zero words ever.