AMERICAN HORROR STORY: HOTEL (PROS AND CONS)

Episode 1 aired last night.
  1. Pro: Spooky
  2. Pro: Super hot, naked, bloody sex scene
  3. Pro: Lady Gaga's surprisingly bodacious ass
  4. Pro: Kathy Bates is fantastic as usual
  5. Pro: Sarah Paulson, Sarah Paulson, Sarah Paulson
  6. Pro: Gothy soundtrack
  7. Con: The spooky kid at the end of the hallway thing is a little tired
  8. Con: The song "Hotel California"
    This is almost a big enough con to ruin a show BTW.