BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A ZOMBIE

  1. You can eat all the brains you want, and never gain weight.
  2. Zombies don't seem racist at all.
  3. I don't think you ever have to go to the bathroom.
  4. You get to be on tv.
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  5. No difficult wardrobe decisions. What clothes did you die in? That's what you're wearing today and forever.
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  6. No more small talk
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  7. You don't need to wonder what your purpose is in life. The mission is clear: eat more brains!
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  8. Craft service on a Michael Jackson video
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  9. Uncomplicated purpose & passion in life (eating flesh)
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  10. Condoms, schmondoms.
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