BEST THINGS ABOUT THE KID THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM AT TARGET RIGHT NOW

  1. He is growling, and yelling "mommy" but his teeth are gritted so it sounds hilarious.
  2. He is stomping his feet so hard, he almost fell over twice.
  3. His face is tomato red.
  4. Because he doesn't know what to do with himself, he is pacing back and forth in front of me, so it's like watching a stage play.
  5. Even with all his flailing and grunting, he has still managed to hold onto some kind of handheld video game.
  6. Literally nobody else (including his mother) seems to have noticed.