EXECUTIVE ASSISTANTS WHO'VE BEEN FIRED FROM THE COMPANY WHERE I WORK

  1. The guy who didn't do any of his work because he was too busy playing some kind of gladiator-themed role-playing computer game.
  2. The girl who came to work drunk on her 1st day, then again on her 2nd, and also on her 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th. She was fired on her 8th.
    Ironically, I think she was sober on her last day. Then, after she was fired, she refused to go home.
  3. Honorable Mention: the girl who smelled Ike a rotting corpse, quit, and then tried to extort money from the company.
  4. The guy who refused to stop talking about how he was going to fuck all the female clients.