FUTURE DEBATE QUESTIONS FOR THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES
- •Ben Carson; are you awake?
- •Ted Cruz; is your chin trying to eat the rest of your head?
- •Carly Fiorina; are you the shittiest robot?
- •Jeb Bush; would you like some play-doh?
- •John Kasich; You don't seem like a totally awful person, how'd you end up a republican?
- •Marco Rubio; When you remove your skin, and people see your true reptilian form, are they scared?
- •Donald Trump; if you win the presidency, how gold will you paint the White House?
- •Ted Cruz; you're Gollum, aren't you?