I LOVE LOS ANGELES, BUT:

  1. You don't need to speak that loudly on your cell phone in a restaurant.
    We get it, you work in the entertainment industry.
  2. Everything can't be "amazing."
  3. That many people aren't your "best friend."
  4. I would hate to hear about your hike.
  5. I would hate to watch your web series.
  6. Posting to Facebook and Twitter doesn't make you a "writer."
  7. Eating food doesn't make you a "foodie."
  8. We live in a desert; you don't need a knit hat.