IF COMEDY CLUB MENUS LISTED THE SELECTION OF COMEDIANS ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT

  1. Girl who thinks dating is hard
  2. White guy who is racist and homophobic
  3. Girl who loves her cat too much
  4. Hispanic guy who makes fun of Hispanic stereotypes
  5. Gay guy who talks about sex graphically
  6. Heavyset guy who talks about sports even though he'd have a heart attack if he even jogged
  7. Guy who thinks all women are bitches
  8. Girl whose entire set is about her vagina
  9. Heavyset girl who wants you to know that she LOVES to fuck.