IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN FLYING
- •Don't buy food at the airport.
- •Do buy drinks at the airport.
- •Headphones are like a magical forcefield that allows you to ignore every person around you in the airport, in your seat, in line for the restroom, etc.
- •Beware; the person next to you on the plane may be like a Pandora's Box of words just waiting for you to open it by initiating conversation.
- •Try to use the bathroom early in the flight, before it has been completely tainted.
- •After the flight lands, rushing to grab your stuff and stand up will leave you waiting in the aisle basically holding your metaphorical dick.