LOS ANGELES RITES OF PASSAGE
- •Driving somewhere, but having to turn around and go home because there's no parking.
- •Lie to a friend about liking their shitty improv show.
- •Watching a guy use the front-facing camera on his phone to fix a decorative scarf.
- •Saying "we really needed it" when it rains.
- •Losing touch with a friend forever because they move out of your neighborhood.
- •Eating kale on purpose