LUNATICS WHO'VE ASKED ME TO REPRESENT THEM
I am a talent and literary manager; these are some crazies
- •The girl who'd never written a single thing, so naturally asked me to rep her as a TV writer.
- •The guy whose description of the plot of his screenplay was "this movie is dope as fuck."This was this morning
- •The guy who has never written anything but tweets, so he asked me to rep him 3 times.
- •The guy who sent me his garbage script, and when I told him I wasn't interested, insisted on sending me 2 more scripts.
- •The 50 people I met for 2 minutes who blurted out "WANT TO MANAGE ME" before I even knew their names.