LUNATICS WHO'VE ASKED ME TO REPRESENT THEM

I am a talent and literary manager; these are some crazies
  1. The girl who'd never written a single thing, so naturally asked me to rep her as a TV writer.
  2. The guy whose description of the plot of his screenplay was "this movie is dope as fuck."
    This was this morning
  3. The guy who has never written anything but tweets, so he asked me to rep him 3 times.
  4. The guy who sent me his garbage script, and when I told him I wasn't interested, insisted on sending me 2 more scripts.
  5. The 50 people I met for 2 minutes who blurted out "WANT TO MANAGE ME" before I even knew their names.