MIRACLES OF TEENAGE JESUS

  1. Turned water into wine coolers
  2. Fed thousands with one kale smoothie
  3. Walked across water to get to his phone faster
  4. Cured Aidan's colorblindness because he always wanted to be a pilot.
    And then Caden wanted it, too, but he never even really wanted to be a pilot and plus he's a dick. But Jesus still did it bc soooo nice.
    Suggested by   @ladyprofessor