MY MORNING BY NUMBERS
- •5 - bags of recycling I took outWe drink a lot of water, beer, and whiskey here.
- •4 - times my shoes came untiedWhat the fuck, Converse?
- •3 - creepy weird people I've never seen before in the laundry roomThey were all creepy, but each in their own special way; maybe I should be calling the police.
- •2 - Cups of coffee
- •1 - nightmareI dreamt I was still married to my ex-wife, so the worst nightmare in the history of nightmares.