MY MOST COMMON REACTIONS TO READING FACEBOOK

  1. "Stop having kids!"
  2. "You're a white male, nobody is oppressing you."
  3. "Maybe instead of watching a sport, get off your ass and play one."
  4. "There is no God."
  5. "Drake sucks."
  6. "Kanye sucks."
  7. "I'm not going to your improv show."
  8. "Wow they look terrible."
  9. "No, Trump is not going to make America great."