OTHER REASONS TO HATE HULK HOGAN (BESIDES THE OBVIOUS RACISM AND HOMOPHOBIA)

  1. He lives in Florida
  2. His over-usage of the word "brother"
  3. Wasteful of break-away t-shirts
  4. He lives in Florida (it deserves two spots)
  5. "Hogan Knows Best"
  6. Actually knows a total of 4 wrestling moves
  7. Lives in Florida