POSSIBLE REASONS I'M NOT TIRED AT 2:09AM

  1. The alcohol has worn off
  2. I took a 2 hour nap today
  3. I am engrossed in the song I'm writing
  4. I had coffee this afternoon
  5. I have depression and anxiety, and I spend a lot of time trying to convince my brain that I'm not a total dick
  6. The Internet has porn...a lot of it