POSSIBLE REASONS WHY SHARKS KEEP ATTACKING AUSTRALIANS

  1. Australians keep breaking and entering into their homes (the ocean).
  2. Somebody told the sharks that there's an open call for the reboot of "Jaws."
  3. The sharks are still pretty pissed about that debacle with Johnny Depp's dogs.
  4. The sharks finally saw Baz Luhrmann's "Australia."