1. Did you pass out at a frat house?
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  2. Have you considered trying Rogaine with Minoxidil?
  3. Did you fuck your barber's wife?
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  4. OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?!
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  5. *old-timey radio voice* You look like a douche
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