What would you say?
  1. "Aren't you hot working out in all those extra clothes?"
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  2. "Is that a dick in your pocket or was your fanny pack just too full?"
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  3. "It must be rough being allergic to both sleeves AND pant-legs."
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  4. "Is there a Mrs. Bad Decision?"
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  5. "Are you smuggling oranges, because if you are, I don't want one."
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  6. If you're trying to take attention away from your goatee, it is not working. Good day sir!!
    Suggested by @p