POSSIBLE RESPONSES TO THE GUY AT THE GYM IN YELLOW HOT PANTS, A FANNY PACK, AND A SLEEVELESS V-NECK.

What would you say?
  1. "Aren't you hot working out in all those extra clothes?"
  2. "Is that a dick in your pocket or was your fanny pack just too full?"
  3. "It must be rough being allergic to both sleeves AND pant-legs."
  4. "Is there a Mrs. Bad Decision?"
  5. "Are you smuggling oranges, because if you are, I don't want one."
  6. If you're trying to take attention away from your goatee, it is not working. Good day sir!!
    Suggested by   @p