POSSIBLE TITLES FOR MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

  1. Spencer's Adventures in Blunderland
  2. The Secret of Numb
  3. My Lunch Leaked All Over My Car, An Autobiography
  4. How to Lose Friends and Influence Nobody
  5. My Brain is Thinking About Itself Again
  6. The Book of the Dead Inside
  7. Citizen Lame
  8. If There's A Thing, I'll Walk Into It
  9. The Call of the Mild
  10. That Time I Downloaded the Entire Cinderella Discography, and Other Bad Decisions