Quotes From The People On Donald Trump's Possible VP List

  1. Ben Carson: I have no interest in being considered.
  2. Sarah Palin: I wouldn’t want to be a burden on the ticket.
  3. Marco Rubio: I believe he would be best served by someone who more fully embraces the things he stands for.
  4. John Kasich: Zero chance
  5. Chris Christie: *garbled noise because Trump's dick is in his mouth*