REASONS TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE SEASON 2

  1. Colin Farrell's "intensity" is intensely hilarious.
  2. You're interested in seeing Taylor Kitsch do the "blue steel" look...always.
  3. You have a thing for Rachel McAdams frowning.
  4. You've always wondered how many boring conversations Vince Vaughn could have in an hour.
  5. You like TV shows where it's impossible to care about a single character.
  6. The sexual tension between Taylor Kitsch and Taylor Kitsch.