REASONS WHY I DON'T SMOKE POT

  1. It makes my skin feel dirty.
  2. It makes me sad.
  3. Spending time talking to other weed smokers sounds like torture.
  4. If I ever asked someone to "do a dab," I'd need to do a dab of poison.
  5. I don't want to be involved in anything that's in any way connected to Rasta hats.