REASONS WHY I DON'T SMOKE POT
- •It makes my skin feel dirty.
- •It makes me sad.
- •Spending time talking to other weed smokers sounds like torture.
- •If I ever asked someone to "do a dab," I'd need to do a dab of poison.
- •I don't want to be involved in anything that's in any way connected to Rasta hats.