1. Remember when Chris Christie was a young Tony Danza?
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  2. Remember when Chris Christie was Kingpin, and he was trying to kill Daredevil?
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  3. Remember when Chris Christie saw a bird?
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  4. Remember when Chris Christie ruined a woman's life?
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  5. Remember when Chris Christie was athletic?
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  6. Remember when Chris Christie was not completely hated for one minute?
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  7. Remember when Chris Christie fell in love with a monster?
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