STUFF YOU CAN DO GUILT-FREE
Do this stuff proudly
- •Eat the last chipYour co-workers can get their asses up and go buy more.
- •Look at pornIt's great; anyone who disagrees is evil
- •Walk out during a terrible comic's setI used to feel bad about this, but fuck them. You're not obligated to listen to their garbage.
- •Cut off a white guy driving a BMWDon't worry, he deserves it.
- •Burn down a frat houseTrust me, they won't be missed.