STUFF YOU CAN DO GUILT-FREE

Do this stuff proudly
  1. Eat the last chip
    Your co-workers can get their asses up and go buy more.
  2. Look at porn
    It's great; anyone who disagrees is evil
  3. Walk out during a terrible comic's set
    I used to feel bad about this, but fuck them. You're not obligated to listen to their garbage.
  4. Cut off a white guy driving a BMW
    Don't worry, he deserves it.
  5. Burn down a frat house
    Trust me, they won't be missed.