TEN NEW COMMANDMENTS

  1. 1.
    Thou shalt not post unflattering pictures of thy girlfriend
  2. 2.
    Thou shalt not post television spoilers for at least 48 hours
  3. 3.
    Thou shalt not have loud conversations on thy cell phone in restaurants
  4. 4.
    Thou shalt not tell people about thy dreams
  5. 5.
    Thou shalt not ghost someone when breaking up with them
  6. 6.
    Thou shalt not talk about what's trending
  7. 7.
    Thou shalt not send unwanted dick pics
  8. 8.
    Thou shalt not use the restroom in front of thy significant other
  9. 9.
    Thou shalt not show photos of thy children unless specifically requested
  10. 10.
    Thou shalt not leave a voicemail