THE BRUNCH COMMANDMENTS

  1. Thou shalt not be late, because the restaurant won't seat you until everyone is there
  2. Thou shalt not mind waiting for a table
  3. Thou shalt drink mimosas or Bloody Mary's
  4. Thou shalt be ready to order when the server comes over
  5. Thou shalt not shame someone for ordering pancakes
  6. Thou shalt not text during the meal
  7. Thou shalt not pick food from someone else's plate without asking
  8. Thou shalt not post pics of someone with a mouthful of food
  9. Thou shalt not be a dick to the server
  10. Thou shalt not go to the restroom right before you get the check