THINGS AN APPLE "GENIUS" SAID TO ME TODAY

I went to an Apple Store in Los Angeles
  1. "I'm not one to drink the Applesauce, hahaha, but I really love the Apple Watch."
  2. "As a studio musician and producer, I find that the Apple Watch really increases what I can do remotely."
  3. He gave me a detailed list of every piece of computer and recording equipment he owns.
  4. "You see, imagine the information going to and from your phone as ninjas flipping over a fence; sometimes they get in each other's way."
  5. "I'm working on a remix album where I blend Portishead's Dummy with the Wu-Tang Clan's 36 Chambers."
  6. "Can I get your email so I can send you some dope tracks?"