THINGS I ASSUME JEB BUSH IS DOING WITH HIS SPARE TIME NOW THAT HE'S OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE

  1. Holding pretend debates in his living room
  2. Making his wife Columba taste-test his different guacamole recipes
  3. Watching Telemundo
  4. Prank-calling Planned Parenthood
  5. Unsuccessfully trying to convince his family to call him "Mr. President."