THINGS I ASSUME JEB BUSH IS DOING WITH HIS SPARE TIME NOW THAT HE'S OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE
- •Holding pretend debates in his living room
- •Making his wife Columba taste-test his different guacamole recipes
- •Watching Telemundo
- •Prank-calling Planned Parenthood
- •Unsuccessfully trying to convince his family to call him "Mr. President."