Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. Show you pictures of the new puppy in my life.
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  2. Play you a Bad Lip Reading YouTube video.
  3. Tell you the story of the girl I knew whose father was so rich, they paid a doctor to invent a fake disease to explain why the girl's butt was so big, then I'd show you the PSA she recorded about the fake big butt disease.