THINGS I DID WHEN I WAS THROWN INTO DETOX FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION AT 19-YEARS-OLD
- •Put my arms inside my t-shirt for warmth
- •Unsuccessfully tried to strike up a conversation with another drunk guy in detox because I've watched too many tv shows about wacky exchanges in prison
- •Took a nap
- •Rapped "Fuck Tha Police" to a cop.
- •Stopped rapping "Fuck Tha Police" to the cop when he threatened to beat me with his cop baton
- •Upon being released, asked the police to give me a ride home (they did not)