THINGS I DID WHEN I WAS THROWN INTO DETOX FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION AT 19-YEARS-OLD

  1. Put my arms inside my t-shirt for warmth
  2. Unsuccessfully tried to strike up a conversation with another drunk guy in detox because I've watched too many tv shows about wacky exchanges in prison
  3. Took a nap
  4. Rapped "Fuck Tha Police" to a cop.
  5. Stopped rapping "Fuck Tha Police" to the cop when he threatened to beat me with his cop baton
  6. Upon being released, asked the police to give me a ride home (they did not)