THINGS I'M BRINGING TO MY SHOW TONIGHT

I'm playing a one-time show with my old band tonight. This is what I'm bringing
  1. 2 Basses
  2. Amplifier
  3. Cables and pedals
  4. Beatle Boots
  5. Pants that are tight but could be tighter but I really felt like the super tight pants I have are just too tight, and maybe I'm overthinking this but like how tight do they really need to be? Do people need to see my penis? Do people even want to see my penis?