THINGS I NEVER REALIZED ABOUT BEING AN ADULT WHEN I WAS A KID

  1. Dusting
    I had no idea that there would be this much dust on tabletops and shelves.
  2. Bills
    My parents didn't have a lot of money, and they'd always complain about bills, but I had no idea HOW MANY FUCKING BILLS.
  3. Eating garbage
    My mom always stressed healthy eating, and I thought that being an adult would be an endless line of cookies; I didn't know that eating crappy food would make adult me feel crappy. Ugh
  4. Exhaustion
    When I was a kid, I loved staying up late, and I always thought that being an adult would be endless nights of staying up late. I just didn't count on how fucking tired I would be.