THINGS I'VE DONE TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY
Inspired by @summeranne
- •Tell the attorneys that I spend all my time in bars and casinos.
- •Went on a loud, rambling, crazy rant against corporations to get out of serving on a case where a guy was suing a large business.
- •Show the court the scars on my wrists, and explain that I'm not mentally stable enough to serve on a long case.