THINGS I'VE DONE TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY

Inspired by @summeranne
  1. Tell the attorneys that I spend all my time in bars and casinos.
  2. Went on a loud, rambling, crazy rant against corporations to get out of serving on a case where a guy was suing a large business.
  3. Show the court the scars on my wrists, and explain that I'm not mentally stable enough to serve on a long case.