THINGS THAT ARE ALWAYS UNREALISTIC ABOUT TV AND MOVIE SEX SCENES

  1. They hardly ever show the part where all that passion and sexiness pause for a minute so the guy can put the condom on.
    They just met, or it's an affair, etc? Aren't they afraid of STDs, or even worse...PREGNANCY!
  2. After the guy cums, there's no instance of anybody cleaning up the cum.
    Are they just going to lie in it? Is is all over a butt? Boobs? Stomach? Don't these people have wet-wipes? WHERE IS THE CUM?
  3. Nobody uses the bathroom? Really?
    Someone has to need to pee?! Are UTIs not a thing?
  4. Does anyone own a shower?
    Seriously, people get sweaty, sticky, cummy (see above)! Don't they want to get clean?