THINGS THE POPE SHOULD DO WHILE IN NYC

  1. Take a photo with a Times Square Spider-Man.
  2. Check out "Kinky Boots" on Broadway.
  3. Go to Katz's Delicatessen to reenact the fake orgasm scene from "When Harry Met Sally."
  4. Buy a bootleg DVD of "90 Minutes in Heaven" on Canal Street.
  5. Do a drop-in set at The Comedy Cellar.
  6. See The Jesus and Mary Chain at Terminal 5 on W 56th Street
  7. Visit the Stapleton, Staten Island steps where Madonna shot the video for "Papa Don't Preach."