THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN TAKING A DICK PIC
- •Pose it next to something for reference, like a penny or doll furniture.
- •Pay attention to what's in the background of the photo; nothing is less hot than a toilet or an athlete's foot cream.
- •For fuck sake, groom down there; it's 2015.
- •Play with filters. Black & white can make a penis look pretty darn classy, or maybe sepia for an old-timey feel.
- •You have to ask yourself if the girl or guy who will be receiving the pic is a ball-person, or not; react accordingly.
- •Make sure the person you're sending it to is somebody who wants it. Sending unsolicited dick pics is just rude, like someone putting beef in your vegan Pad Thai.
- •Have fun. It's a penis, not the Mona Lisa's penis.