THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER USE IN THE OFFICE KITCHEN

  1. The sponge
    Bring your own; trust me.
  2. That salad dressing or other condiment someone put in the fridge.
    You don't know how long it has been there, or if your weird co-worker drank the dressing or ketchup directly from the bottle.
  3. Anything somebody else washed
    Chances are you work with monsters who don't know how to clean properly.