THOUGHTS (IN ORDER) WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND HEARD THE POURING RAIN IN LOS ANGELES

  1. 1.
    What the hell is that?
  2. 2.
    Are the neighbors taking a shower?
  3. 3.
    Maybe a water main broke.
  4. 4.
    *hearing police sirens* Is this the apocalypse?
  5. 5.
    Wait, could that be rain?
  6. 6.
    *looks out the window* Holy crap, it's raining!
  7. 7.
    Fuck I just got my car washed.