TIPS WHEN ASKING SOMEBODY FOR A FAVOR

  1. Ask nicely
    Otherwise, you're being shitty
  2. Remember that the person you're asking isn't obligated to do the favor for you.
    That kind of thinking will make you look like a fucking asshole
  3. Make sure to say thank you
    If you don't, you're a complete cunt
  4. Keep your eyes peeled for something nice you could do in return, even if that person hasn't specifically requested anything
    That way, you won't seem like a selfish fuck
  5. Don't only contact the person when you need another favor
    That's really fucking gross