1. Ben Carson: *mumbles incoherently*
  2. Jeb Bush: "Yo no sé"
  3. Carly Fiorina: "Planned Parenthood is selling chicken eggs! I have proof."
  4. Rand Paul: "We need to stop spying on chickens."
  5. Mike Huckabee: "ADAM AND EVE!"
  6. Ted Cruz: "ADAM AND EVE ugh I hate you Mike Huckabee."
  7. Marco Rubio: "Neither are causing climate change; I don't care what scientists are saying."
  8. Bobby Jindal "No health care for chickens or eggs!"
  9. Chris Christie: *punches someone in the face*
  10. John Kasich "I'm pro egg-life."
  11. Donald Trump: "I'll hire the best guys to figure this out, but whatever the answer, it will be the greatest chicken and the biggest, most extravagant egg."