1. "That actor isn't CW pretty"
  2. An actual argument between two people over whose Starbucks knows them better
  3. "If Salma Hayek wasn't famous, she'd just be another fat Mexican"
  4. "I just read that an actor on Silicon Valley died today. Call them and get me that job!"
  5. "I can't play a gay role because I'm not gay"
  6. "Oh you're Japanese? My assistant is Chinese."
  7. "I think Kevin Costner is sexy"
  8. "Mexicans are so nouveau riche"