UNFORTUNATE THINGS I'VE HEARD WHILE WORKING IN THE FILM INDUSTRY
- •"That actor isn't CW pretty"
- •An actual argument between two people over whose Starbucks knows them better
- •"If Salma Hayek wasn't famous, she'd just be another fat Mexican"
- •"I just read that an actor on Silicon Valley died today. Call them and get me that job!"
- •"I can't play a gay role because I'm not gay"
- •"Oh you're Japanese? My assistant is Chinese."
- •"I think Kevin Costner is sexy"
- •"Mexicans are so nouveau riche"