UNITED STATES BILL OF RIGHTS (FROM MEMORY)

  1. 1st Amendment: Freedom of speech
  2. 2nd Amendment: Guns
  3. 3rd Amendment: Something about pizza
  4. 4th Amendment: Something about pizza
  5. 5th Amendment: The one you say in court when you don't want to admit that you did something shitty
  6. 6th Amendment: Something about pizza
  7. 7th Amendment: Something about pizza
  8. 8th Amendment: Something about pizza
  9. 9th Amendment: Something about pizza
  10. 10th Amendment: Something about pizza