WAYS A MARRIED PERSON DECLARES WAR

  1. "I think we should talk about the relationship"
  2. "It's fine"
  3. "Do you have something to tell me?"
  4. "I want us to have 100% transparency"
  5. "How often do you watch porn?"
  6. "We should have a set, weekly date night"
  7. "I don't want to talk about it"